1. nikkiimarchy:

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”

    nikkiimarchy:

    catseverywhere:

    Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

    He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”

  2. dannnylawrence:

    unlimitedgoats:

    luxvriously:

    My anaconda will consider it

    My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

    Re: Your Anaconda,

    Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

    Yours, etc.
    A bunless hun

  3. 
tsukiyama shuu

    tsukiyama shuu

  4. W-W-W-W-W-Wait a minute! Excuse me?!

  5. after relays

  6. causeallidoisdance:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad


Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”
So I’d be angry too if people kept this shit up every single year.

    causeallidoisdance:

    no-this-is-jarod:

    they got mad

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    Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

    So I’d be angry too if people kept this shit up every single year.

  7. justnosense:

    This really is our last summer, isn’t it?

    Free! requested by kiri-chi

  8. magicconchshelly:

camel-eyelashes:

but shit it was 99 cents

the macklemobile

    magicconchshelly:

    camel-eyelashes:

    but shit it was 99 cents

    the macklemobile

  9. the biggest disappointment of my week is this toast i’m eating

    it’s not as tasty as i had hoped; the cheese is overwhelming the vegemite and the bread is too thin to have soaked up the butter nicely

    i am so disappointed in this toast

  10. brightness:

    a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

    image

  11. scottsbooty:

I was reading the newspaper and saw this and im laughing a lot???

    scottsbooty:

    I was reading the newspaper and saw this and im laughing a lot???

  12. hyrulewarriorszelda:

the eternal struggle. 

    hyrulewarriorszelda:

    the eternal struggle. 

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